...FUCK THE MEN LET'S DRINK TO US!!!!
Current mood:
grateful
grateful
I propose a toast....
...to the friends that make us smile 
... to tapping a hot Sunshine ass just for fun....
...to the friend that understands that urge 
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...to the sound of metal against teeth and the awesome inside joke it makes.. clang clang clang...
...to Ryan Reynolds... the hottest man alive!
...to that awesome couple of best guy friends without whom you would be nothing...
... to being ONE OF THE GUYS and a HEARTBREAKER all at once...
...to bulldogs...
...to stupid movies totally worth quoting ALL THE TIME!!!... what is our situation dad? YOUR A HOMO!!! ....
... to orange creme blends in a huge empty house ...
... to little nephews who you can teach all the horrible stuff that mommy doesn't want them to do, say, or know....
...to being auntie pickle...
...to happy bladdered little dogs that love you and bite off your nose...
...to shots of hypnotic on halloween...
...to teaching the love of my life how to play football and NOT to say all of his aunt's dirty cuss words....
...to his mommy...
...to the zoo i call my second home complete with every animal you could possibly want...
...to the questions game...and having all the right answers...
... to fun sparkly quotes on myspace from friends that always make you feel better... *i called your boyfriend gay... and he hit me with his coach purse!* (LIZ AND JO YOU GUYS ROCK! LOL)
... to secrets being fun ;) .....
...to Saw 2... watching it AND arguing about it (I don't care what you say its a good MOVIE!!!) LOL....
...to JAMES THE SEX GOD FOR PRESIDENT...
...to dior sunglasses...
...to pickles and cheese in your best friend's bed...always getting yelled at about the crumbs...and always being loved anyway...
... to piercings ....ahhhhh hehehe
...to Bj the person (because he is so good to my Bean) and bj the act...
... to the baby blues of the guy you love to hate...
...to hating country music so much that it makes you sick...except for the one song that your ex sang to you that makes you bawl...
...to sad movies that make you appreciate the best friends you love... (BEACHES!)
...to the horrible country club...drunkin bull riding...silly dancing...and the friends that drug your ass and gave you a migrane...
...to getting so drunk you think skipping stairs is a good idea....
... to all the good boys and all the drama they cause without meaning to...
...to karma...
...to the friend that farts in your face and tells you to guess what he ate..
... to hockey at the outdoor rink with your protector and love...
...to lime green crotch rockets...
...to loving 14 years with one person you truly love...
...to loving the red wings so much it hurts and having a sweet innocent little mind to corrupt in the same fashion...
...TO FOOTBALL and all the wonderfully hot FOOTBALL PLAYERS....
... to tanning by moonlight...
... to giving LOVE advice to girl friends and guy friends...
... to being a guy in a girl's body, the female dr. phil, JENNY, jenny poo, auntie pickle, short stuff, big boobs mcgee, "I'd do her", blondini, blondzilla, little bear, and the amazing sherbert pervert...
...to paul walker, matthew mcconaghey, scott cann.....
...to high school and the old friends i miss so dearly...
...to spending countless hours with my best friend and a room full of sweaty, stinky, horny, totally wonderful guys in the wrestling room after school every day for months...
...TO MY FRIENDS... WHO LOVE ME DISPITE MY FAULTS... I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU GUYS WITH ALL MY HEART. MY CLOSE FRIENDS AND MY BUDDIES ALIKE YOU ALL ROCK MY WORLD....
...to appreciating the fact you could die at any second...
...to being the best you can be...
AND TO ALL MY GIRLS.... FUCK THE MEN LETS DRINK TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!
..........must be the puppy chow........
Originally published on my myspace blog on the given date*
distressed
optimistic
). Thats one thing i give that girl credit for is that no matter whats going on or whose involved she always makes me feel like i'm valued and someone worth having around (ROCK ON FOR ME WOOT WOOT!). My boyfriend jager (like the alcohol) is the greatest (don't get your panties in a bunch... he's a weiner dog) and my head is throbbing. JAMES THE SEX GOD FOR PRESIDENT and pickles and cheese are the greatest. I get my nails redone tomorrow which i am totally stoked for because i have fucking broken them all off again (pam is going to kill me but i did the best I could) and i may be fighting with everyone and their dog but i realize that life is too short to worry about it... especially when you have James the Sex God, Miss Audi TT JO JO BEAN, Lucci the dirty SICILIAN (happy goofball?) lover, boyfriends (new and old), Graves the big bear, deige the goof ball, Jager and Milo the weiner dogs, sex, nakedness, drunken dancing, wedding crashers, crotch rockets and orange cream alcohol... life is good 